In retrospect, we probably should have finished here rather than started, but you cant pass up a TDB, no matter where you are. This is the ultimate steakhouse. You don't have to choose what steak you want, because you get them all. I cant even begin to tell you. If you can dream it, and it is meat and it tastes good when cooked over an open flame, it is here. Pretty much whatever you want.
There is also a salad bar that puts other salad bars to shame. Olive Gardens never ending salad bowl is a pile of wilted lettuce in comparison. In fact, speaking of lettuce, you are going to see 20 different things, like olives, cheese, peppers, mushrooms and other garnishments before you even see any lettuce. You will be like "Oh yeah, there's actually lettuce". In any case, you can come back, but you're not going to want to. You probably wont be able to anyway, because the parade of meat has not yet begun. You should, however, so you don't have to double up on your Lipitor when you get home.
Waiters start coming past your table, carrying skewers of meat. Filet, Sirloin, Lamb, Chicken, Pork, Sausage, Ribs...like I said, whatever you can dream. All you have to do is wave them down and grab your personal tongs (provided) and they will come to your seat and start cutting until you say stop. For me and my brothers (plus Drew, who is like a brother, just not as good looking), the word "stop" wasn't going to be heard for about an hour.
Its fantastic. So fantastic in fact that we didn't take a lot of pictures because A. we were too busy eating, and B. we didn't want to get grease, blood, and other assorted debris on our cameras/phones. However, Mom took pics so at least you can see who was there. Can always count on Mom for pics. I was glad to have all of the brothers and sisters there, because I hadn't seen them is a while. What better way to reunite than stuffing yourself with 40 pounds of meat?
Texas de Brazil is a perennial 4-5 star pick no matter who reviews it and no different here. Due to being too full to think and suffering from a good case of the meat sweats, I didn't get the name of any of our servers but it is unimportant. The food is fantastic. Its a bit pricey, but its a flat rate plus whatever you drink.
4.8 stars


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